Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
following everybody back!(:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?