I'm a mess of unfinished thoughts

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

Follow for Follow

following everybody back!(:

“I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone.”

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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